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Satan Needs the Reverse Playing iPod

March 30th, 2008

Satan’s been slipping, not keeping up with the latest technology, and it’s hurting his youthful following. Do you realize it’s been years since the ol’ Master of Evil made a press release with one of his infamous backwords subliminal messages? Why you wonder? Well, how the hell is Ol’ Red supposed to do that when iPods don’t even play backwards ?– duh!. Can someone please drop Stevie Jobs an email ?– cause he’s not helping. This is definitely cutting in on the messages of evil that influenced us so much as kids and made you and me what we are today.

Back in the day, the Prince of Darkness went platinum with many hits….

- Here he is in Iron Maidens “Still Life- CLICK HERE TO LISTEN” letting the kiddies know that “the man of evil is there.” When this reverse hit dropped, kids killed cats, drank blood and sewed Iron Maiden patches onto their fur collared levis jackets…

- The Styx- CLICK HERE TO LISTEN thought they were playing a nice tune. Little to their knowledge, Satan’s cameo appearance with reverse lyrics including “Satan move in our voice” really made the song.

Come on folks, there are still plenty of Virgins of Guadelupe statues out there for Jesus to make his “tears” appearances on. Lobby your Federal Trade Commission and warn them of the new Jesus monopoly and lack of competitive environment. Let everyone know our kids need the reverse playing iPod. Otherwise, shit doesn’t look good– the Father of Lies gets desparate and tries to get our attention via other forms of media….

Wouldn’t you rather have a little reverse AC/DC Night Prowler- CLICK HERE TO LISTEN telling us “Oh listen to me, i am from hell. Oh Lord Lucifer” instead of having to hear about “Axis of Evil, weapens of mass destruction and terrorists?” Twisting your LP’s backwards was a much funner way of experiencing a little evil!

-scott noteboom

BREAKING NEWS: Damn the womans movement! Since Mr. Diabolos has not kept up with the jones, we have verifed that Britney Spears has picked up his baton and run with it to promote feministic evil. Here is the song she used to brainwash America’s innocent- CLICK HERE TO LISTEN, *CLEARLY* telling us “sleep with me, im not too young.” Look at the results of that hit! HOLY SHIT– evils been taken to a whole new level!

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